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Posted: 19 March 2026 at 12:47pm | IP Logged | 1 post reply

My usual random ramblings on Google found several sites addressing this question. Those that were not being snarky or sarcastic generally came to the same conclusion: no, Jesus was not a zombie.

This is a question I have toyed with as far back as Art College. My own conclusion was the same. Jesus does not qualify as a zombie.

For one thing, he was resurrected, not merely reanimated. He wasn’t “walking dead”, continuing to rot. He “came back to life” as a fully restored human, with intelligence and memory. He didn’t crave brains for sustenance.

That said, tho, his tale does include many of the tropes of vampire lore, including rising on the third day and compelling his followers (even now) to drink his blood.

(In the name of full honesty, it should be noted that vampires borrow much from the mythology of Jesus, not the other way around.)

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Posted: 19 March 2026 at 5:09pm | IP Logged | 2 post reply

Yeah, people joke Jesus was a zombie, but it never sat right for the reasons mentioned here.  It's not a "Monkey's Paw" outcome.  

The movie "Dracula 2000" has an interesting vampire twist on this trope

SPOILER

revealing that Dracula is Judas Iscariot.  The aversion to silver is because of the silver he betrayed Jesus for, of the cross because ...of course, and sunlight as he hanged himself at sunrise.  
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