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Posted: 27 November 2006 at 7:16am | IP Logged | 1  

Some lines on a page, compliments of James Jean.

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Somebody get that woman some ice for her broken
ankle!
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John Griggs Jr
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I've been watching Mad About You



Ira: "I always had a thing for Betty Rubble."

Paul: "She's animated."

Ira:  "I could get her to calm down."

Paul:  She's a drawing."

Ira::  "A man can dream."
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It is a biological fact that most men can get sexually aroused by just about anything. There are many women who would be very lonely, were this not the case.
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Jo Harvatt
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 And as women generally can't it explains the large number of lonely men out there too !

Present company always excepted of course.



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Jo Harvatt
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John - one of my favourite passages from Red Dwarf involves the Cat and Lister comparing the relative merits of Wilma Flintstone and Barney Rubble - until I visited here I thought that passage was wild exaggeration for comic effect.

Can you imagine me and Mary -

 "Who do you think is the hottest Josephine -Fred or Barney?"

"Well - I'd snog Barney, but I'd be thinking of Fred..."

...naaah!

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Well, it'd be amusing if you did, Jo. ;)
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Some lines on a page, compliments of James Jean.

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Somebody get that woman some ice for her broken
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She had ankles?

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