| Posted: 04 April 2008 at 2:18pm | IP Logged | 6
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YES! Wait.. .no....
Damn you Marc Baptiste!
And Tom - only one of those things happened! Ha ha.. - Oh, and just for those tuning in late, let me remind the readers the full story here - Clinton claims that she's dodging gunfire on one of her tea-and-cake trips around the world - this one involved meeting a spelling bee winner - along with "commedian" Sinbad - but footage shows... no gunfire. The little girl who won the spelling bee sure wasn't scarred.
So, HIllary back-peddles and says she was tired from not getting enough rest and she misremembered that incident. (Perhaps she was confusing it with her trip to Belfast?) But... see... she's pushing herself as the one with EXPERIENCE, and specifically, the one who America wants answering the phone at 3am with a crisis... unless of course, she's really tired at three am, and misremembers what to do...
I see this happening ...
PHONE RINGS
Hillary hits alarm clock.
PHONE RINGS
Hillary mumbles "Bill...it's for you... "
PHONE CONTINUES TO RING
Hillary gets up answers phone "this better be im... wait, what? What? Holy Crap! I don't know what to do! I was just window dressing when I was first lady, and Bush's lackey as Senator! Oh, gosh! Help!! Bill - take this call...."
But Bill's side of the bed is empty...
CUT TO:
White House Kitchen - Bill is chasing around Marta, the cook - with his pants around his ankles
Bill: Come on, baby, it'll be like old times!
Marta: NO MAS, SENIOR!
what? Too soon?
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