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Tom French
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LOL -- Geoff, you're so cute about what you don't understand re: gay relationships...
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Okay now I'm getting stares from the snort-guffaw of trying to stifle laughter...

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Geoff Gibson
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I don't know that I want to understand -- I was just trying to make a funny.

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Tom:

Hope I didn't offend.  As I reflect on it now I may have.  If so, sorry.

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Not at all, Geoff.  Not at all.

I'm just referring to the... um... to put it delicately... Tops vs. Bottoms.  Pitchers vs. Catchers. 

Are you getting my drift?

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Gotcha. You are right I don't understand.  But I like Lewis Black's line about same sex marriage: He opposses it because he's been married.  And it is the same sex over and over . . .



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The draft is caught!

Still - see, it's funny because married people tend to stop having sex and... uh...

awk-waaaard....

So!  How about that Obama?  Love that guy and his change and all that and so on...

heh...

And Marc - in all seriousness - is it the environment?  You're a San Mateo guy, yeah?  I mean, I know a lot of guys who seem to have a lot in common with you in the city - are you extending your search up north to include SF?

Don't get me wrong - I can't handle straight match-making - gay match-making is out of my league - but I lived in San Mateo for a little while and it didn't seem like a hopping center of homosexual activity.  (Or maybe I just didn't see it?)

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Tom French
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Oh, you mean, back to topic???  Stop it, Mike!

Yeah, I like that Obama guy.  I like how he and his wife punch knuckles instead of hug, or how he smacks her on the ass instead of the Tipper-Kiss.

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Tom got his muscle-ass taken!

Tom has muscles? And all this time I've been thinking that they were just part of the costume. :)

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Tom French
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Pics of me are available on BigMuscle.com.

Interestingly, when I wore that costume to school, EVERYBODY said, "Why not just wear spandex?"  I confess to being a bit of a gym-aholic, but I'm 6'1" 235, 48c 34w 17.5a.  Not as big as I'd like to be, but respectable.

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Mirror-Universe Hilary is unbelievably hot, so she would be one of Mirror-Universe Obama's concubines...except Mirro-Universe Bill is both sexy and faithful, so their love is true. Thus, 'Mirror Obama' cruises around in a low-rider, scoping out babes and drinking '40s' of malt liquor.

As for Mirror-Universe McCain...nobody ever heard of him, since he never joined the military.

And, since Mirror-Universe Bush is recognized as the world's greatest head of state, he'll be such a tough act to follow, nobody cares who wins the election there, anyway!

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Ok, it took some doing, but I found Tom's bigmuscle.com profile. Hehehehe.  Not a nude pic among them, so it's probably appropriate for him to link you all to it if he so desired. 

He's pure beef guys and gals.  His partner/husband is handsome, albeit not as handsome and buffed as Tom.

He does have an ass you could conquer countries with.  But since he's a top... oh, well.  HOWEVER that fact does make him and me perfectly compatible!
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