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John Byrne
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Posted: 26 December 2024 at 5:43pm \| IP Logged \| 1	post reply

Open at Own Risk

No wonder Trumf gets elected.

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William Roberge
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Posted: 26 December 2024 at 5:49pm \| IP Logged \| 2	post reply

You warned me! You warned me and I still opened it!!!

People are just….never mind.

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Brian Miller
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Posted: 26 December 2024 at 6:31pm \| IP Logged \| 3	post reply

When I was in X-ray school we had a patient come in the ER that had a
regular 16oz size can of Lysol stuck. The whole can. Never did find out how
it was removed. Guy had to have some kind of internal damage.

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Brian Floyd
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Posted: 26 December 2024 at 10:16pm \| IP Logged \| 4	post reply

Moused over the link, and guess what? Another board I visit also posted it.

This is far from the first time that site has done that list, sadly. This is something like year twelve!

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Bill Collins
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Posted: 27 December 2024 at 1:33am \| IP Logged \| 5	post reply

The worst one's i saw, and i don't think they were
American, was someone who squirted bulder's expanding foam
down his urethra thinking it would aid his erectile
dysfunction, and someone who inserted a phone charging
cable into his urethra and the whole thing ended up tangled
up in his bladder.
Also a Buzz Lighyear toy up their anus, and the wings
extended whilst inside...to infinity and beyond!

Edited by Bill Collins on 27 December 2024 at 1:35am

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Brian Floyd
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Posted: 27 December 2024 at 5:20pm \| IP Logged \| 6	post reply

The fact that there's a need for this article - let alone there being one done every year for a dozen or close to it - just adds fuel to my belief in the saying "Genius has limits, but stupidity knows no bounds."

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