Posted: 31 May 2011 at 5:50pm | IP Logged | 4
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Can't wait to see Batman. Betting odds 4-1, revised Bruce Wayne is an arrogant young guy constantly in conflict with Alfred and other authority figures. Particularly representative authority figures, like Superman, whom he'll "hate on" with consistency once he's Batman. Bruce will not just pretend to be a playboy, he will be a playboy ala movie Tony Stark. Because womanizing playboys are funny. That'll be because Bruce's parents being murdered makes him disrespect women, just like he used to lash out as a young kid. Bruce wasn't raised by Alfred. He was raised in an orphanage. After his wealthy parents' extremely gory Geoff Johnsesque murder, Bruce is found wandering and lost by tough old black woman who looks after him (DC creator "white guilt") and teaches him the streets. When Bruce is about the age of Robin, he is rediscovered by Alfred, who tries to invest in him the value of wealth and how much good Bruce can do. Sure, whatever Alf. It isn't until Bruce is reminded poignantly of Gotham City's murder of his parents that he decides to Batman-out. Maybe black orphanage matriach is murdered by the Joker or some such. If Geoff Johns is anywhere involved, she will probably be skinned alive "on-camera" and in front of Bruce. Then he'll turn into a ninja, complete with funky Jim Lee collar and scowl. By day, he's funny hot Robert Downey Jr pretty boy. By night, disgruntled thug knight in rubber costume. That's my guess.
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