Let me help you, "Tom." A writer's first responsibility is to good grammar.

See, "your" is a possessive. "Your" truck. "Your" mother.

"You're" is a contraction of "you are." "You're" going to make a mistake. "You're" dreaming of c**k too much.

It's a small thing, but noticeably sloppy on your part.

I understand, "Tom." Type fast, misspell simple words, ejaculate too quickly. It's hard to hang onto the good moments, isn't it, "Tom?" It's hard to think clearly when your mind is so...rattled. Your emotions...so strained. We all want to be better people, "Tom." It just takes a little work, you know?

You see? You're already losing the moment, the poignancy of the moment, "Tom."

The excitement goes away. You made a mess again, and look where it got you.

Oh well. There's always another couple of minutes.

You may need to come up with some new material next time, though. Else you'll be accused of repeating yourself, which suggests a limited intellect.

Don't let them say that about you, "Tom."

Where is Joe Zhang?  He is waiting for me to post, he always follows my posts with a JB'ism.  He does JB better than he does.  You know why JB really quit doing conventions?  He was tired of Rod Odom/Joe Zhang/Eva Bright humping his leg, it was embarrassing.  The countdown begins.