Posted: 24 November 2005 at 4:47pm | IP Logged | 7
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OK, here's my response to whoever it was above that defended this
maiming of Spider-Man by saying it should have "long-lasting" effects:
Wrong. It just means someday another writer will have to write a
corny story about how Peter was able to grow back his eyeball.... or
how it wasn't really Peter it was a clone/actor/alien....or how SHIELD
or Mr. Fantastic was able to create a synthetic eyeball that is just as
good as a real one so there's no need to reference it anymore.
No one at MARVEL seems to get the idea that they are playing with
other peoples' toys....they continue to break them.....I believe more
than ever that soon there will be no toys to play with and no one to
really care about it anyway.
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The short-term consequences of Spider-Man losing his eye will be
learning to get used to living without them. The long-term consequences
(even if his eye is repaired- which will almost certainly happen) will
have him remembering how much he can lose every time he puts on the
costume in a way no physical injury has managed to do..
I think the maiming of Spider-Man is a great idea. Even better would be
him losing the "family jewels". Imagine the endless story possibilities:
Peter: "I'm not half the man I used to be."
Mary-Jane: "Oh Peter, I'll still love you."
Peter: "Do you really mean that, MJ? Could you still love a man who
fights super-villains but can't take care of your ... needs?"
Mary-Jane: "You still have those cute organic web-shooters."
Peter: "Why yeah, I didn't think of ..."
Wolverine: "Hey Red, I'm ridin' out. You coming?"
Mary-Jane: "Be right there, Mr. Logan!"
Peter: "sigh."
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While the Underwhelming Spider-eunuch does have a ring to it, and it
would add poignancy to every flashback in which Peter gets lucky,
it would make you look at the character too differently. Yes, I am
responding too seriously to a sarcastic (and funny) comment.
Which part of his abilities doesn't rely on depth perception?
Leaping - oops, into that wall. Swinging - oops, into that truck. Shooting - oops, missed that flagpole entirely.
Unless he gets a bionic replacement, they grow a clone eye, it
heals, or it's a dream sequence, then they've just destroyed the
character.
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The eye will be fixed soon enough. And this may just result in him
using his spider sense more, so the loss of depth perception may not be
that important.
Between the Gwen/Norman affair, Gwen's kids, organic webshooters,
losing an eye etc, it seems pretty evident they have no intension to
write good Spider-Man stories, they only aim to shock the audience.
I will definetely pass....
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Marvel has published some good Spider-Man stories in the last year. See
Spider-Man/ Human Torch. There are many other great stories, but
they're not as universally beloved.
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