Here's the song -- and remember that gnu is pronounced gah-noo thru-out, and all the other g- words have the "gah" sound.

A year ago last thursday, I was strolling in the zoo
When I met a man who thought he knew the lot
He was laying down the law about the habbits of
baboons
And the number of quills a porcupine has got
So I asked him "What's that creature's name?" and
he answered "That's a helk!"
And I'd have gone on thinking that was true
If the animal in question hadn't put that chap to
shame,
And remarked—"I ain't a helk—I'm a gnu!
I'm a gnu—I'm a gnu
The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo
I'm a gnu—how do you do?
You really oughtta g-know w-who's w-who
I'm a gnu—spelt G - N - U
I'm not a camel or a kangaroo
So let me introduce, I'm neither man nor moose
Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a gnu!"

I had taken furnished lodgings down at
Rustington-on-sea
Whence I travelled on to Aston-under-lyne
On the second night I stayed there I was wakened
from a dream
Which I'll tell you all about some other time
Among the hunting trophies on the wall above my
bed
Stuffed and mounted was a face I thought I knew
A bison? An oakpi? Could it be a hearty beast?
Then I seem to hear a voice—"I'm a gnu!

I'm a gnu—a-g-nother gnu
I wish I could g-nash my teeth at you
I'm a gnu—how do you do?
You really oughtta g-know w-who's w-who
I'm a gnu—spelt G - N - U
Call me bison or okapi and I'll sue
Nor am I in the least like that dreadful hearty beast
Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a gnu!
G-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a gnu!
G-no, g-no, g-no, I'm a gnu!"

That one is in the FAQs.

http://www.byrnerobotics.com/FAQ/listing.asp?ID=7&T1=Mis cellaneous+Questions

John Byrne wrote: Fifty Bags of Garbage! And that's just so far! Combination of 10 years of slovenliness and eight hours of ruthlessness! I should put 'em on eBay, one at a time! "Random Bags of John Byrne's Garbage!"

JB,

It might go over better if you number them thus producing:

John Byrne's Bag of Garbage (Limited Edition) Only 50 Produced!

Get you hands on this once in a lifetime collector's item.  10 years in the making!  Each package personally produced and packaged by John Byrne.  Pencils, inks, Oils, John truly mixes all mediums for this one of a kind treasure.  No two items the same.  John says "I threw it all in there,  I held nothing back!"  

And for you Gnu fans....who could forget this sterling fellow....

From the Great Space Coaster.....Gary Gnu!

"There's no g-news, like good g-news, with Gary Gnu!!"

50 bags of John Byrne's trash?  Let the bidding begin!!!!

I know Todd McFarlane once (when he was famous) gave away stuff to his fans who sent him a SASE just to clear room in his house or studio or something.  The larger the envelope you sent the more crap you got!

  The larger the envelope you sent the more crap you got!

Yeah his Spawn comics Joe.

John Byrne wrote: Since it doesn't look like a manor to me, what are you thinking of calling it? **** Home?

How about "The Byrne Unit?"

Beautiful kitchen, JB.  Maybe you shoot a cooking show there:

"Making Carson's Style Ribs with JB"

Matthew Hansel
matthewphansel@mac.com