Isn't this a slippery slope though? I mean, isn't thinking about super-heroes and comic books too "realistically" the point at which one should consider finding another hobby?

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Back in the day, even as recently as my earliest years at Marvel, there used to be a short "list" of "Early Warning Signs" that you were getting too old to be reading superhero comics. A few items on that "list" were…

• When you started to think the heroes were "crazy" to do what they do

• When you started to want real world physics applied to the way the powers work

• When you asked questions like "How can Spider-Man cling to walls when he has gloves and boots on?"

• When you started to notice the characters were not aging

• When you started to wonder about their sex lives (as distinct from love lives)

Roger Stern used to say that asking any of those questions was a sign you should stop reading -- or turn Pro!

Of course, when Rog said that, the Old Guard was still mostly running the show, and they were there to make us newbie pros understand that ASKING the question wasn't the same as needing to ANSWER it!

Look at all the superfluous lines on the costume on the left. Even the breast emblem which is tricky enough in its original form, has grown an extra circle around it, and little ticks in the shape of the "R". How long does it take to draw that new costume? And to draw it seventy times per issue.

And this is not unique to "Robin". For a few decades now artists have been piling on the line work -- ESPECIALLY artists called upon to redesign the characters but NOT to draw them issue after issue!

No wonder books get delayed!

You know, looking at that Robin costume - EVERYTHING is doubled up.

Two capes, laces on the boots, knee pads on the legs, canisters on the belt, inner lines on the tunic, an inner circle on the buckle, a line around the R symbol, extras on the gloves and a crazy hair cut.

As JB says, why would you do that to yourself?

Stories almost always begin with someone asking some variant of "Wouldn't it be cool if. . . . " But the important, and seemingly unasked question is "Sure, but THEN what??"