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At least they didn't bring back Bucky as a porn star named "F***y".

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Don't joke! That's exactly how Karen Page's descent into porn started!

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Don`t forget all the people wearing Iron Man armour now,even Pepper! Not to mention that they publish 2 Invincible Iron Man issues a month,but i bet the story doesn`t advance twice as fast!
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...cue next year's company-wide relanch--MARVEL-X, where all our favorite characters are reimagined as pornstars.

 

* Be awestruck by the prowess of Mr. Fantastic, Freak of C***!

* Shudder at the scat-tastic antics of the Hulk and the Thing in "Two Monsters, One Cup"!

* Be thrilled when Wanda Maximoff takes on all of the Avengers--past and present--in "Deeper than Scarlet"!

* Be amazed when Spider-Man shows off just how much sticky web-fluid he can eject from his shooter with just the slightest pressure of any finger!

 

 

Seriously, just how far away from this becoming a reality are we?

Gaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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Valmor J. Pedretti
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Maybe in the end it was an advantage having comics published in such chaotic form when I was a kid.

Titles were bundled in 80 page digests, chronology was like 3 years behind the US, and some stories got published, some don't. It took a long time for things to get lined up with the american comics (by this time I was already buying the "real deal"), but this never ruined it for me.
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* Be awestruck by the prowess of Mr. Fantastic, Freak of C***!

As he battles his arch-nemesis, Dr. Do Me!
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I hate to imagine what The Silver Surfer rides on.

What would Reed Richards name be in this reality?
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Reed Dickers. Y'know, 'cause "Dick" is short for "Richard".
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What would Reed Richards name be in this reality?

Rod Rockhard.

...I know I'm gonna get scolded sooner or later...
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If Sue Storm was a virgin in this reality, she could be The Invincible Hyman.
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Maybe there's a gender switch and it's Amy Reid Richards.

(There! I admit to knowing the name of a porn star. Or two. Or three...)

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Nicely done, JB.




 




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If Sue Storm was a virgin in this reality, she could be The Invincible Hyman.

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Even in the "real" Marvel Universe, she's still the Invisible Hymen!

 

 

Ohhhh, man.

Mebbe we should get back to celebrating freaking Spider-Man's anniversary, before this goes too far beyond too far!
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