And, of course, there's Spider-Man and the Black Cat getting it on while wearing their masks, and also getting it on in a hotel room they didn't pay for and being interrupted by newlyweds who did pay for the room.

To think--there was once a time where kids had to buy comics to get their superhero fix, and then track down XXX mags for their wanking material. Now, they can get it all in one convenient package!

wankwankwankwankwankwank

And he also apparently had a drunken one-nighter with his female roomie after Aunt May's wedding to J.J. Jameson, Sr, which later allowed the Chameleon (impersonating Pakrer) to also bang her.

So, apparently, deals with Mephisto aren't all bad, since he'll hook you up with lots of pussy...

...cats.

*Ahem.*

Please excuse me, but I find that sharing my pain makes me feel a little better.

Oh, how I wish that I could unsee and unread things. No more morbidly curious Google searches for me. I'm going back to my Masterworks, now...

I didn't find the scene with Aunt May and Jonah Sr objectionable. It was a good gag, and the worst we see is May's naked shoulders.

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But is it something May Parker would do? Secretly hopping into bed with--and then marrying--Peter's employer's father?

Even Doctor Octopus had a long courtship with May before he popped the question!

I eagerly await a story where he tentacle-rapes May, Manga-style, because she never put out.

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The Black Cat stuff was a bit too far into PG-13 territory for the title in my opinion.

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And are these things Peter Parker would do? The casual, masked, drunken (or not, since it was apparently ginger ale) sex? Sneaking into a booked hotel room to get it on with the Cat?

The actual sexual content is one thing (...and not suited for Spider-Man comics, I think. Previous stories dealing with such matters have mostly been much more sly and all-ages friendly.).

The actions of these specific characters are another thing altogether. These don't come anywhere close to being the characters I know.

Why is the pillow glued to the wall in the roommate sex panel?

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Maybe he had a web dream.

There was no secretiveness about it. Peter was out of the loop because he'd been on an adventure with the Fantastic Four in another dimension. Whilst only hours had passed from his perspective, he arrived home to find that weeks had gone by.
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Okay, fair enough. But the May Parker I know would be deeply worried if her beloved nephew were missing for weeks. Was that the case, here? Or was she too busy knocking dentures (with a guy she'd apparently met not too long before) to notice?