Posted: 19 January 2011 at 12:08pm | IP Logged | 7
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" I just said that if they decided to go with the organic webbing, that they shouldn't be condemned for it
" Other than it being a really, really, really dumb idea -- and one the CREATORS of the character rejected? Reasons the organic webbing is dumb: 1) Where does it come from? Spiders do not shoot webbing from the tips of their legs. In fact, they don't SHOOT webbing at all. If Spider-Man has organic webbing, the first thing that needs to be explained is why it doesn't emerge from a spinerette at the base of his spine, and why it emerges under high pressure. 2) Where does he store it? Spider's produce the webbing they need as they need it. This is strands more slender than a human hair, produced slowly. Spider-Man squirts out webbing much thicker than a hair (as drawn by Ditko), and much thicker than most spaghetti (as drawn by most people in the past couple of decades). Seems unlikely he could produce that much webbing as fast as he'd need it, so he would need to store it. Assuming the web spinners are, for some illogical reason, located at the ends of his arms, wouldn't this leave him looking like Popeye? 3) How much strain does it put on him producing this webbing? Take a look at any scene in the movies. He swings thru the city on threads -- THICK threads -- hundreds of feet long. What's being used to make this stuff? Is he channelling it from the "web dimension"? Wouldn't churning out that much webbing leave him, at the very least, dehydrated? And at the very worst, pretty much an empty husk? 4) What happens when he runs out? Given the above, he clearly cannot possibly have an inexhaustible supply. Even if he is storing it in those Popeye arms, one good tussle with Doctor Octopus or the Sandman, and he's going to be taxing his resources. Spider-Man with mechanical webspinners occasionally runs out, and there is a dramatic moment as he switches cartridges. Spider-Man with organic webspinners runs out and there is a dramatic moment as he FALLS TO HIS DEATH. These are almost certainly things Stan and Steve considered. Why else go for the mechanical webshooters? Stan has even said he CONSIDERED organic webspinners -- but didn't go that way. If it ain't broke. . .
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