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Nathan Greno
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| Posted: 06 July 2009 at 10:05pm | IP Logged | 1
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It's a new shirt available in Sept.
I can't see/read the "jokes". Can anyone else?
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Joe Zhang
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Hey, is that Dr. Fate by JB?
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John Bodin
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These are the ones I think I can make out:
Robin: IN DENIAL
Red Tornado: DRESSES UP FOR ATTENTION
Darkseid: NEEDS A HUG (?)
Riddler: BIPOLAR (?)
Superman: DUAL PERSONALITY
Joker: JUST CRAZY
Firestorm: HOT HEAD
EDITED TO ADD:
Hawkman: SUFFERS FROM BIRD FLU
Flash: SPEED FREAK
Batman: NEEDS ANGER MANAGEMENT
Plastic Man: WRAPS HIMSELF AROUND WORK
Catwoman: DELUSIONAL
Aquaman: FISH FETISH
Green Arrow: BORDERLINE PERSONALITY (?)
Green Lantern: OBVIOUS ENVY (?)
Edited by John Bodin on 06 July 2009 at 10:30pm
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Mike Howell
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From what I can see I think they say:
Batman - Needs Anger Management
Dr. Fate - Painfully Shy?
Firestorm - Hot Head
Green Lantern - "something" Envy?
Flash - Speed Freak
Riddler - Bipolar?
Superman - Dual Personality
Green Arrow - Borderline Personality
Joker - Just Crazy
Is this Lois Lane -
Wonder Woman -
Darkseid - Needs A Hug
Plastic Man - "something" Around Work?
Catwoman - Delusional?
Aquaman - Fish Fetish
Robin - In Denial
Red Tornado - Dresses Up For Attention
Penguin -
Batgirl - Mrs. "something"
Hawkman - Suffers From Bird Flu
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Thom Price
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Batman: Needs Anger Management
Doctor Fate: Painfully Shy
Firestorm: Hot Head
Green Lantern: [can't read] Envy
Flash: Speed Freak
Riddler: Bipolar
Superman: Dual Personality
Green Arrow: Borderline Personality
Joker: Just Crazy!
Lois Lane: An Enabler
Wonder WOman: [can't read]
Darkseid: Needs A Hug
Catwoman: Delusional [can't read]
Aquaman: Fish Fetish
Robin: In Denial
Red Tornado: Dresses Up For Attention
Penguin: Morbidly Obese
Batgirl: Mrs. Right Now
Hawkman: Suffers from Bird Flu
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Thom Price
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I think Wonder Woman might be "Gamophobic" -- fear of marriage.
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Scott O'Malley
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i don't understand the point of this shirt... i get the joke, it just doesn't hit me as remotely funny
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John Byrne
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Please tell me that's not an officially licensed DC product!!
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Knut Robert Knutsen
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The heads are Jose Luis Garcia Lopez, so I'm betting it's a licensed product. Though, since licensing is ( I presume) authorized by the licensing department and not editorial, I don't expect they respect the characters much.
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Kevin Brown
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Please tell me that's not an officially licensed DC product!!
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I don't know.... I checked the site out, nothing there says it's licensed. And most of DC's licensed t-shirts come from Graphitti.
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John Byrne
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i don't understand the point of this shirt...
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The point is, sadly, that there are enough ennui engorged aging fanboys out there that a shirt like this can be produced with some expectation of turning a profit. Look for it appearing at conventions near you in years to come, stretched across fat bellies, with the armpits stained several shades darker than the rest of the shirt -- excepting the parts bedecked with food stains. It is absolutely vital, after all, that addicts show their utter contempt for their addiction.
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Robbie Parry
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Like Scott, I don't understand the point of this T-Shirt. It doesn't work on any level, humorous or otherwise.
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