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Ted Pugliese
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Let's imagine for a moment that we live in a world of superheroes. DC Universe, since that's where Batman lives. So we live in a world with Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, the Flash, etc etc etc. Some of these people -- if "people" is the word -- have incredible, superhuman powers. Superman can lift enormous weights and fly. So can Wonder Woman. Green Lantern can make just about anything come out of that ring of his. Flash can run around the world in the time it takes to say it.

Some of these people, as we know from reading their comics, don't have super powers. Batman, Green Arrow, Robin, etc. But the people who share the DC Universe with them don't have access to the comics we read. And d'you think the non-powered folk make a point of announcing it? D'you think the general population of Gotham City knows that Batman is just a superb athlete in a leotard? Or are there urban legends, stories, myths? Batman has been operating for years, even in DC time. He must be more than just a guy in a leotard, right? He's still alive. So, at the very least, that suit must be more than a leotard. It must be, itself "super" in some way. (Always assuming Batman isn't -- and again, would he make a point of telling people that?)

This is exactly the point I made a few years ago when we discussed Batman's origin.  I submitted that Batman's choice to dress up could be based on Superman's appearance more than a visit by a bat, with the hopes that criminals would think he too was a super hero.  I remember you agreeing with the logic.

But, you're right, JB.  I should not have corrected you.  I should have spoken for myself.  So considering what I learned in the Army, I would aim center mass or high center chest, and use the oval for a target.  Up close and personal, I would put it right in his forehead, with a second for good measure, before shooting him twice in the chest, just to be sure.  And I would never tell a soul.

But really, I was not sharpshooting (pun intended) as much as I was working my way to my next point, the point that you really do not need to explain the oval.  In doing so, you create an issue where there previously wasn't one.


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Forehead might be armored!
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I'd use a 10 guage shotgun.

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I liked when JB had somebody pull a shotgun on WW.  I always thought that with the shot spread, she might not be able to block all of it.  'Guy with shotgun' is a lousy nemesis though.  But not as bad as Alan Scott's 'Guy with Louisville Slugger'.*


* Or, in the case of Sportsmaster, 'Guy with Louisville Slugger, hockey stick, and cricket bat.'
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Close enough to use a shotgun, Michael, I would go with a 44. 
Shotgun does help you avoid ballistics though...
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The only time superheroes getting around the city by rope (or some variation
thereof) was in those original Spidey cartoons from the 70's. Holy cow! He
passed the same six buildings all the time. That must simultaneously be the
most dangerous and most-well protected block in all of New York City. Even
as a kid that used to bug the hell out of me.

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Watch the Batmobile scenes in the Tim Burton BATMAN movies. Notice how
many times we race past the same theater marquee!
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Forehead might be armored!

LOL :-)
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