Posted: 30 January 2009 at 7:41pm | IP Logged | 1
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I'm seconding the Blob. Think of the perks:
• I now have an excuse ot overeat ("I want three Mig Macs. With two large vanilla milkshakes and a super-size order of fries and chocolate-ship cookies to go, NOW!!")
• My skin is nearly invulnerable (okay, so someone can burn me with a laser, but I ain't flinchin' for no stupid guns)
• I could jaywalk a busy highway intersection without fear (stops a moving semi, gets mad, shoves damaged rig over to the shoulder and proceeds to sit on the chump who drove it into me)
• "People fear me and hate me. Boo-(censored)-hoo. Lemme sit on yer face, shrimp."
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