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Jodi Moisan
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Posted: 03 August 2009 at 10:42am | IP Logged | 1  

They name it -- embarrassingly enough -- "Cornhole."  And say ridiculous straight-boy-isms when someone makes a point.  "You got cornholed!" etc.

When asked, they said this game came from the mid-west.  Is that true????

LOL Yep it is a midwest game, it's funny my dad wanted to make a set for my college bound son and wasn't sure of the exact dimensions for the boards and asked if I would check on line for him. (he refuses to get a computer)  I  went on line trying to get the official size, needless to say I have never seen so many buttholes in my life until I found an actual cornhole game website.  

Just a body hair story for grins....

Don your story cracked me up!!! I wish there were pictures, that would have been golden.

She`s already suggested going the waxing route which I suspect sheds some
light on a repressed sadistic area of her brain.

LOL

Welcome back, Jodi. It ain't the same without ya.

I feel the same about you guys and that's why I wish they would let Talley back.

Two things the Army taught me were Spades and Euchre. Anyone who has been in the Army and tells you they didn't learn at least one of these games, certainly didn't have my MOS.

 I heard that about cards and the military, which is great because the more that know how to play, the better. We just started teaching Jackson, he has always set by and watched us play, so he is learning very quickly. My dad comes over every sunday to eat with us and visit, it is so great now to have a forth to play.
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Tom French
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I learned to play Cribbage from my grandfather, which I love.  I've met very few people who know how to play anymore -- most older than me. 

But corn-holing?  Well, I learned that all on my own, thank you.

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Arc Carlton
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 Growing up we played penny/nickle/dime poker, but the boys loved playing Texas Holdem

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I play Texas Holdem every summer with my friends. It's usually onle a few bucks, but it's always a lot of fun.

 

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William McCormick
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But corn-holing?  Well, I learned that all on my own, thank you.

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You're so gay.

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Arc Carlton
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You're so gay.

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Nobody ever says that to me. I must be doing something wrong.

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Tom French
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Arc, according to Jodi, a quick Google search can turn up all kinds of corn-holing sites.
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Arc Carlton
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I know Tom. I won't do the search, though. I'm not precisely in the mood to see buttholes as Jodi said...
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Tom French
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Here's a great quote for the day, but it didn't belong in the politics thread:

"I had just put the casket in the hearse and I was watching it drive away when a beautiful blonde woman comes up and embraces me. I said to her, 'You have a drink on you? You have a car?' She said, 'Daddy, it's me -- Tatum!' I was just trying to be funny with a strange Swedish woman, and it's my daughter. It's so sick."
-- Ryan O'Neal

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Kevin Hagerman
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"So, did you fuck her?"

"Oh, of COURSE..."

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Joakim Jahlmar
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Yay, Jodi is back!
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Sebastien Roy
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Jesus Garcia said: "Sorry if this busts up the action of the last few posts
but I've been wondering: Tom posted few pictures of his
and his husband's trip to San Francisco -- including a
shirtless shot.

Been wondering ... Tom, or anybody else, who's got a
beach bod ... how do you handle excess body hair? I'm
turning 50 next year and my gift to myself is to be in
better shape than I was at 30 -- going for a six pack
even!

Another reason for the decision to get fit-looking is
that my best bud is getting married in Barbados next year
and I'm her best man (bridesman's?) and I wouldn't put it
past her to make it a bathing suit ceremony.

Won't be able to see a six pack through my normal
folliage. Can't bring myself to do like that fool in the
40 Year Old Virgin and get my chest hair ripped out by
the roots. Using a shaving razor sounds extreme. Forget
electrolysis; that'll cost more than my gym membership
for the year.

I've been looking at depilatory products, the kind of
stuff chicks use for bikini lines. I would have to use a
gallon of that gunk and who the hell knows what'll do to
my chest?

Suggestions? "

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I personally use regular shaving gel and a razor to shave my beastly chest. I tried the product called Nair a few times and, though it ultimately worked, it leaves you with the sensation that your chest is on fire.  And boy, does it ever stink too. Oh yeah, make sure you don't get any on your nipples, as it'll burn them.  One last thing, if your hair is quite long, those products don't work as well and you may find yourself having to shave some chunks of hair here and there with a regular shaver after you're all done. 

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Jesus Garcia
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Thanks, Sebastien. You take me further in the direction of
the trimmers.

Beautiful child in your avatar, by the way.
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