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Joakim Jahlmar
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Tom wrote:
"But.. doesn't a straight guy want every woman out there? That's what I've been led to believe by Axe Bodyspray commercials?"
Don't tell anyone I told you so, but commercials have been known to lie.
William wrote:
"No Tom. If you use it every woman wants you. Believe when I say, it does not work."
Indeed. It's like the old Stimorol (chewing gum) commercial, where the guy (with his minty fresh breath) inhales and just "sucks" the woman into a kiss. You know, I've tried inhaling and inhaling till I was nearly blue in my face... Doesn't work.
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Joakim Jahlmar
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And yes, Al. You may tell your intercultural joke now.
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Tom French
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You know, I've tried inhaling and inhaling till I was nearly blue in my face... Doesn't work.
Now me, I gotta tell you guys, I've never inhaled.
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Al Cook
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His name was Ivan Dovuk Ewan Diaz.
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Joakim Jahlmar
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Between Tom and Al just now, this thread has me in stitches yet again. The absurdity levels are high, as per usual when we play at our best.
Thank you guys for being here, and thank Dog that I've "met" you, albeit only virtually as of yet.
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Arc Carlton
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But.. doesn't a straight guy want every woman out there?
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I think that at a certain moment in life men will go after everything that moves...
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Al Cook
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I don't want every woman out there.
I'd sleep with a lot of them if I had half a chance, but I don't want every one
of them. Hell, there's only one I truly 'want'. But that's besides the point.
The point is heterosexual men do not want 'every' woman out there.
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Arc Carlton
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Al, would you say some do?
Most of my straight friends are like that. They'll go after every woman, no matter what.
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Michael Huber
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Any man that would willing "have" more than one woman at a time, is certifiable. Or a masochist.
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Al Cook
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No, Arc, they won't.
Not to put too delicate a point on it, but the 400-pound women who smell
like rotting limburger cheese even the most flaming of heterosexuals won't
go after.
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Kevin Hagerman
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Leave Mum out of this!
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Arc Carlton
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Well Al if you put it like that I can't argue against you.
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