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Arc Carlton
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only gays get hepatitis?

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Steve D Swanson
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Arc, I often think the world is full of misconceptions. It's almost as if everyone assumes that everyone else is having a good time and somehow they're missing out on it.

Actually, a story, I knew this guy who should not have been having sex. Not because of the danger or anything like that, but because he had not become mature enough to handle sex. Because he was getting some he assumed that he could remain a child. That he could pout, whine, laze about, dress poorly, not learn how to talk, how to present himself well, all of the things that a boy should learn before a girl (or another boy) bestows upon him the gift of a lack of virginity. He should have had to make positive steps to improve his personality (I swear on a maturity level he wasn't even a teenager), improve his looks, improve his monetary prospects (by working harder) and then have a chance to get the girl.

Almost as if she did him a disservice by not requiring him to... grow a pair and become a man before having sex with him. Because honestly I met him ten years later and he was still the same... childish loser that I had known before.

Not that she should have withheld sex until he became that man, rather that she should not have considered him at all until that time. Maybe I'm just a little muddled but I just think geeky, immature losers shouldn't have sex until they mature and weed out their (and mine, I had much to correct as well) deficiencies.

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It's annoying especially since there's always a shortage.
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Joakim Jahlmar
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Arc wrote:
"That reminds me of a friend of mine that used to say that I should be happy all the time because guys are always horny and always want to have sex, so he knew I was gettting laid a lot (which of course, I wasn't) and since men are more intelligent than women I'd be meeting lots if interesting and smart guys (which of course, I wasn't). I guess sometimes straight people have the weirdest ideas about gay guys."

Oh I love that kind of reasoning...  Because obviously, even discarding the myth that all guys (gay or straight or bi-) are ANY ONE THING,  why on Earth would every guy want every other guy...  I mean did he normally, not only want, but act upon those wants, with every single woman he encountered?  The insanity of it all!
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As per Al's suggestion...  spreading the joy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmGmMQkIAJc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFG-WD2UExs

Two Dutch commercials that I absolutely adore.  The Dutch are good at commercials.
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Can I make my Russian-Ukrainian-Scottish-Spaniard joke now?
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David Ferguson
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Have I heard that one before?
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Arc Carlton
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Oh I love that kind of reasoning...  Because obviously, even discarding the myth that all guys (gay or straight or bi-) are ANY ONE THING,  why on Earth would every guy want every other guy...  I mean did he normally, not only want, but act upon those wants, with every single woman he encountered?  The insanity of it all!

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Tom French
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But.. doesn't a straight guy want every woman out there?  That's what I've been led to believe by Axe Bodyspray commercials?
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William McCormick
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No Tom. If you use it every woman wants you. Believe when I say, it does not work.
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David Ferguson
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I love the way advertisers make men out to be idiots in commercials
even when it's targeting men and by live I mean hate.
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Michael Penn
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... doesn't a straight guy want every woman out there?
 
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-- Sally : ' Harry, we are just going to be friends.'
-- Harry: ' You realize of course that we can never be friends.'
-- Sally : ' Why not? '
-- Harry: ' What I'm saying is, and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.'
-- Sally : ' So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.'
-- Harry: ' Nah, you pretty much want to nail them too.'
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