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Geoff Gibson
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Posted: 06 May 2009 at 2:37pm | IP Logged | 1  

Gravy boat?!? You're a cheap bitter bastard\

Bitter, yes.  Cheap, no.  Its a diamond encrusted gravy boat.  It says "Al & Tal 4 Ever" in white gold.

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Seriously, does anyone ever use the gravy boat? Even at Thanksgiving, my family always just spoons the gravy out of a bowl. A gravy boat is just one more thing you have to wash after a meal.

The gravy boat may be the worst gift ever. Okay, not as bad as Billy the Talkin' Bass or the Chia Pet. But pretty lousy nonetheless.

EDIT TO ADD: You mock, Geoff. But somewhere in America, a hip-hop artist has a diamond-encrusted, white gold gravy boat in his china cabinet.

 



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I love our gravy boat!  I love gravy.  Gravy makes everything better.  The worst wedding gift we got was a coin.  Not some rare coin, but one of these 39.95 franklin mint quarters my uncle gave me.  It was awesome.  Really, really awesome. The best was he handed it to me like he was selling me a dime bag, placing it in my hand as he shook it. 

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William McCormick
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Just imagine if they had a Billy The Talkin' Bass Chia Pet.

Best ...gift...ever!

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Oooo...and maybe the ShamWow guy could sell it on TV!
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Geoff Gibson
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Just imagine if they had a Billy The Talkin' Bass Chia Pet.

That would have completely mind fucked Tony Soprano!

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Moyer Hall
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Oh good back to superficial talk...whew!

I had a Chia Pet, the Chia Head, and it was awesome. It ends up going crazy,
and gets very moldy and gross.

I always wanted The Clapper too.

Tom: Creatine?
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I always wanted The Clapper too.

Would you settle for The Clap instead? 
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Geoff Gibson
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My roomate in college has the clapper.  Little penecillian and he was up and about in short time.  He also had the device that turns off lamps.  Do not run your tv through it -- studio audiences can turn it off.
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You guys are a riot 'round here.
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Jodi Moisan
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Clap?  What???? He got it from a gravy boat captain???

LOL I googled Bling Gravy Boat and this is the pic I got



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He gave it to his Chia Head and made it all moldy.
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