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Michael Tortorice
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Posted: 03 April 2009 at 10:10pm | IP Logged | 1  
All this Ovaltine talk makes me think of Young Frankenstein...

Thought I'd let everyone know that Dumbass...  I mean, David, has lost another 5 pounds. We're all really proud. Yeah that's it.
On a related note, I had Ritz crackers for lunch, and I gained three ponds. It'll be gone by Sunday.
Okay, lets get back to talkin' about gay stuff...
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Jodi Moisan
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Brian that picture is too funny!!!!
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Tom French
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What does "plain" Ovaltine taste like?

It's chock full of lesbian goodness!

edited to add:  "Mmmm.... you can really taste the lesbian!"



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William McCormick
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All these years people thought you guys chose to be gay and it was Ovaltine's fault. Who knew?
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Tom French
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See?  The "choice" everyone talks about is really between Ovaltine and Nestle's Quik.  Look what misspelling will get you.

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Michael Roberts
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Does this mean there are no gay people in Australia or East Asia where Nestle Milo dominates?
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Brian Talley
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Just drink beer and be done with it.
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Michael Roberts
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Beer does turn some of my female friends into lesbians for a few hours.
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Brian Talley
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See! There ya go!!
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Joakim Jahlmar
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Catching up after a few hectic days...

And first thing’s first!  Bugger, bugger, bugger!  I missed Moyer’s b-day.  A very belated happy b-day, man.  Hope you had an awesome day!

Al wrote:
“And your comment about women over 35 is exactly why I have no interest in younger women, Jodi!”

Liar!  You’ve been interested in a certain Miss Banks for ages and she’s only just turned 35.

Geoff wrote:
“Men, on the other hand, are very visually stimulated.  The reason married guys like to look is the same reason guys like to go to car shows.  You are happy with your car, you love your car, its performance is great and you know how to drive it.  You know it still looks great and you don't want to get rid of it. But its nice to look at sleek new lines every now and again.  So too is going to a go-go -- its not that you want to cheat on your wife or that you will -- but you like to see whats out there.  Its just looking.”

Hm.. okay, explain to me again why on Earth I would want to be on a car show?  ;)

Jodi wrote:
“Exactly, and a rare night out for mom's , hell with enough alcohol you could get a monkey on stage dancing, we would go just as crazy. :0)”

Hm.  Note to self.  There may be money in putting on monkey striptease for women if enough alcohol is served.  Profit wise that ought to be cheaper than the Chips... what with the monkeys basically working for peanuts.

Al wrote:
“I don't booze or dope.

I'm so square...”

Al, booze and dope are just what the weaklings use to reach those states of mind the likes of us reach merely by flicking the mental switch to eleven and lean back.  ;)
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Steve D Swanson
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Joakim, a friend of mine was trying to get me to smoke pot for years and I kept resisting and finally I had to ask him what benefits there were.

He said it would make me more relaxed, if I were any more relaxed I'd be dead.

He said it would make jokes funnier, if I laughed any harder I'd die.

He said it would make me more creative, if my brain had any more ideas it would split my skull and I'd die.

So basically he took drugs so he could pretend to be like me. Pretend, because while it might make you feel all of those things, I don't believe it contributes to those things. It doesn't make you more creative (though with some it might loosen them up to possibilities they've been repressing), and if a joke is only funny when you're high, is it actually funny? And the relaxation thing is odd, because I wonder if it has the effect of making it so you can only feel relaxed when you're high. If you're not high can you ever feel relaxed?

The funny thing was he rattled off that list in a way that made me believe he thought I was deficient in all of those things. And being a writer and an artist I had never heard anyone say I wasn't creative before. Especially not coming from a salesman who had no creative interests.
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Michael Huber
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I agree Steve, and I can't stand the smell. Plus I have a huge hate-on for cigarette smoke as it is, blame my parents for years of involuntary inhalation there.
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