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Geoff Gibson
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hell with enough alcohol you could get a monkey on stage dancing, we would go just as crazy. :0)

How do you think I got my wife?
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Ha ha ha... crack me up guys! Hell I watch HGTV like porn.

My dad has the flattest butt in the world, and I inherited it, but judicious
amount of squats and leg work has thankfully given me a little umph atleast!
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Ha ha ha... crack me up guys! Hell I watch HGTV like porn.

As it is the default channel on our TVs I see it all the time.  Some shows I like some not so much.  Pretty much all the "color" shows leave me cold.  I need power tools damnit because "I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am."

If it wasn't on at 9:30 in the morning I think Rip & Renew could become a great drinking game!  Everytime the host says "Architectural Details" you drink.  Some episodes you could be hammered by the second commercial!

Oh, who am I kidding?  I already do that. Thats why I buy AM Ale.



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That's pretty funny Geoff, I'll be on the lookout for that now!!! The color
shows that are vehicles for their Design Star winners leave me "eh" too.
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Geoff Gibson
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The color shows that are vehicles for their Design Star winners leave me "eh" too.

I watch them and I am like: Wow.  You painted.  Yay!
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Moyer Hall
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I know..big whoop right?
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Geoff Gibson
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Exactly! Other shows they're rippind down walls building new kitchens.  These guys throw some paint on the wall.  Hell, I can do that!
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I can't.
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HGTV is responsible for the economic chaos of the past year. EVIL!

Still, my wife can't help tuning in.

"Oh... uh... but I'm watching 'Diners, Drive-Ins, & Dives'!"
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Moyer Hall
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Yeah HGTV can probably single handedly be held liable for driving up home
costs and overpriced real estate that has taken place in the past 10 years.
Everyone sees how cool having their own house could be, and HAS to buy
one so they can do the same thing.
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Don't worry about getting big muscles, most women are not crazy about them,

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It's a good thing Tom's gay then

I don't know, Jodi -- PLENTY of straight gals feel me up.  I get more biceps-squeezing and hands lasting a little too long on touches from women who usually joke, "If only my husband..."  (That usually leads to a clever gay retort from yours truly.)

And frankly, my butt is my best feature -- it's a shame I don't use it more, right Moyer?  btw -- happy birthday, my boy.  FB didn't alert me, either!
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