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Brian Talley
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Don't let him eat his kids. Kids are stringy and they make your farts particularly nasty.
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Michael Tortorice
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Kids are stringy and they make your farts particularly nasty.
Oh, Hell! He doesn't need any help in that category, unless its to make them less toxic.
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David Tortorice
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Nothing could make me less toxic. This is great. I take a couple of days off...no posting and this is how I'm repaid. "Dirt-bag" brother? That's nice. Yeah, I can prance, I can shimmy, I can skeedaddle. How much more do you want?
And I am trying to lose weight. I have lost 20 in three weeks. Actually, i've found that kids are high calorie, even the small ones, so eating them is never a good idea unless you plan on doing some heavy working out. And back to the weight loss thing...I've been trying to lose 180lbs for the last 31 years. But Mike keeps finding his way back!
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Michael Tortorice
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C'mon, you can do better! Try this: You've been trying to get rid of me? Am I supposed to be afraid?
Okay, I'm afraid of the inevitable defoliation of the Earth's surface due to your shadow blocking out the Sun.
Your turn...
(Don't worry folks; this is what passes for civil between us. He even invited me over Sunday, and if I'm not working I'll probably be there.)
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David Tortorice
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That would be trying. That's just not my way. This thread has taken a turn away from it's gay roots. That should be the focus now. Take it away, Mike!
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Michael Tortorice
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No,no, that's cool. Imply that I'm gay so that I'll take it as an insult in front of the gay community, thus ostracizing me. Clever.
I could just tell everyone your favorite Knock Knock joke:
Knock knock!
Who's there?
You're gay!
But no, that would be mean.
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David Tortorice
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That's not a joke. Why are you so worried about being mistaken for someone that may or may not enjoy the company of a person of the same sex? I find that incredibly insulting! Maybe I should move this to Tom's "Offended" thread.
See how I did that?
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David Tortorice
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This is one of the possible meals. Like I said, high calorie content. Not good for the dieter on the go. Pics of the girls are to come.
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Tom French
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If you guys ever want to see passive-aggressive nasty, have brunch with a group of homos.
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William McCormick
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And I am trying to lose weight.
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I'm right there with you. I got up to 275 in the last 2 months. Sitting around after losing my job. Started a diet about 3 weeks ago. Managed to drop about 10 but I'm hungry constantly. To take my mind off of it I just read. Halfway through JB's run on FF and finished 4 books. The weather is starting to warm up so I should be able to get outside soon.
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Al Cook
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I'm down almost 35 since December. Exercise, diet, plus a dose of stress.
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Moyer Hall
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If you guys ever want to see passive-aggressive nasty, have brunch with
a group of homos.
Lord ain't that the truth Tom? Worse than the Real Housewives of Orange
County (or NY...or Atlanta..sigh)
David, your son is so cute!!!
Speaking of eating people, anyone watch Robot Chicken? It's the
best ten minutes of TV out there. There was a skit of the original Star
Trek crew having to abandon the Enterprise because it was going to blow
up. The ship only had enough power to evacuate 5 people. Uhura gets to
go because she has a vagina. One of the Red Shirts talks himself into
being one of the five. The planet they beam themselves to has no food, so
the Red Shirt kills Kirk, Spock, McCoy and Uhura and eats them.
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