1-800-768-4323   I'd make a fortune

We laugh, but in Toronto there was just such a number (not that punny, tho).  You'd call, place your order, and someone would come to your (hotel) door within an hour and make the sale.  It was wild!

I need lessons on taking the bull by the horns so to speak...

Here's a good line for the gym: "I'd like to see you flex in better lighting." or "You look good doing those push-ups, but I can only show you my strengths in the shower."

I kid, Moyer, but just be direct.  If you've learned nothing else as a gay man, you should know that direct works.  If the guy wants to play, you'll play, no matter how bad the pick-up line.  As a matter of fact, bad pick-up lines can give you a laugh together later on.  Look, the dude clearly wanted you -- so go take him!

God forbid girls actually like a guy like me, for that matter.

Don't sell yourself short.  Write or say that stuff enough and you might start believing that bullshit.  Besides women can get pretty fucking desperate.  How do you think I got one?