| Posted: 18 March 2009 at 8:56am | IP Logged | 10
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Ha ha... me too... ready for some heat and beaches.
I am ready. And I'll use this opportunity for a rambling thought on the beach and my wife. We (my family) have had a shore house for long time now. We are on an island on the Jersey Shore and are on the beach side of the island, about 8 houses from the beach. Its a great place for family -- very family friendly -- quasi private beaches (we have a beach association).
I am at a funny point in my life but one I admit I enjoy and this little story is also about how awesome my wife is and why I think she's just the best person I know.
Being a Dad changes the beach for you. As I said before I have a big boisterous family. For alot of years, I was the fun cousin/older brother. Pre-Kelly (e.g. before my wife) if I brought a girlfriend down it was just a fun weekend away with the family. Once I got serious with Kelly I found I was less the fun cousin, and more the older brother almost uncle. We still hung out, went to the bars and all that but I think everyone recognized this was life changing different.
Before kids we were always up for going out and having drinks, dancing what have you. Once we had kids things changed. I'd like to think I am still fun, but now instead of beer runs I am making runs to Jenkinson's boardwalk and the ice cream store. Now a night out is mini-golf and drinks on the deck watching the ocean in the moonlight with the omnipresent baby monitor for a soundtrack.
Whats also changed is how I view the girls on the beach. Now I am seeing the young girls (under 25) as kids! Smoking hot kids, but kids nonetheless. And worse they see me as shudder a Dad. Don't get me wrong, I am not wearing socks with sandals, but I've moved into the DADZONE at the beach. And mostly I love it. The counter is my wife. When we dated, were first married and before the kids, Kelly had an awesome beach body. God Bless her for her obliviousness, but she always turned heads. Last year after Elizabeth was born was the first year my wife didn't love the beach. She had a harder time getting back in shape than she did with Kaitlin so she felt "old." So while I am basking in Dadhood, she's felt like an old mother. She looked awesome I thought but you can't make someone see themselves as you do.
Well this year she's in as good a shape as ever, but having two kids (and age) changes your body. So she changed her mind. She has embraced the momhood at the beach -- and that she can be a "hot" mom. So the sass is still there, which makes her more sexy than ever. The other night she was trying on bikinis and swim suits from last year to see what she wanted to replace and what would still work. Well damned if each bikini that last year was designed by Satan to specifically exentuate areas of her body she hated didn't just completely work for her. And the one pieces she wore last year were deemed "frumpy." As she's trying on the suits and asking for my opinion on them she's talking to herself. Talking about how she's not competing with the 20 year olds she just wants to look good for herself. So after all this monologue -- during which I remain mostly silent for self-preservation purposes -- what does my lovely wife say to me, parading around in her bikini?
"Dude, you are married to a MILF!"
Like I didn't know.
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