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Geoff Gibson
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Posted: 17 March 2009 at 8:32am | IP Logged | 1  

Words one rarely thinks one will see combined closely in a sentence...  "St." (as in saint, not street, of course) and "thong".  And yet...  ;)

what you never heard of St. Ignatius of the Gilded Thong?

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Missed that one, Geoff.  (On a somewhat related note, how darn comfy would a gilded thong be?)
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Michael Tortorice
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Yikes, that's cold!

230 and counting!
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Geoff Gibson
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Pat and Mike were doing some street repairs in front of a known house of ill repute in Boston. A Jewish Rabbi came walking down the street, looked the left, looked to right, and ducked into the house. Pat paused a bit from swinging his pick and said: "Mike...will you look at that! A man of the cloth, and going into a place like that in broad daylight!".

A bit later, a Baptist minister came down the street, looked to the left, looked to the right, and scurried into the house. Mike laid down his shovel, turned to Pat and said "Pat! Are you seeing what I'm seeing? A man of the Church, and he's giving that place his custom!"

Just then, a Catholic Priest came down the street, looked to the left, looked to the right, and slipped into the bawdy house. Pat and Mike straightened up, removed their hats, and Mike says "Faith, and there must be somebody sick in there."

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Posted: 17 March 2009 at 11:37am | IP Logged | 5  

I had to share this:
My family is at the Fort Worth Zoo today enjoying their Spring Break.
I just got this Text message from my wife

"Apparently it is Elephant mating season!  We just got a very explicit biology lesson less than 10 feet away! Sarah (10) grabbed for the camera proclaiming, "It's just Nature!" Celeste(18) is concerned Emma (7Months) is traumatized.  Gotta love the zoo."

ha! I had to share.

Don
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Al Cook
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Too funny, Don.
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Juan Jose Colin Arciniega
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Hi everyone!!!...Saint Patrick's Day was awesome!
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Jodi Moisan
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St. Patty's day...damn I forgot to wear my St. Pat's thong!

Well St. Patrick drove the snakes from Ireland so maybe you just have to let your snake run free Moyer,

LOL Comedy gold, this is one of the reasons I love you guys.

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Jodi Moisan
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"Apparently it is Elephant mating season!  We just got a very explicit biology lesson less than 10 feet away! Sarah (10) grabbed for the camera proclaiming, "It's just Nature!" Celeste(18) is concerned Emma (7Months) is traumatized.  Gotta love the zoo."

This cracked me up, I grew up around horses so that can be a pretty interesting sight too. Maybe that is why size doesn't impress me, because all guys compared to a horse is small.

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Moyer Hall
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oops...duplicated

Edited by Moyer Hall on 17 March 2009 at 1:17pm
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Moyer Hall
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Yep... somber to hilarious in .000001 second huh Jodi?

Oh, and ya'll think I'm joking about the St. Pat's thong. I'm not. It's real. And
It was thrown off a float from the St. Patty's day parade a couple years ago.
My mom caught it, and gave it to me.

It's white with green clover shapes all over and green straps.
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Geoff Gibson
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Posted: 17 March 2009 at 1:21pm | IP Logged | 12  

because all guys compared to a horse is small

I've seen a streaming video on the internet that proves that very fact.  I was kind of surprised that I started to feel bad for the girl, and also, funny enough, the horse . . . .

If you want to see the video dial 1-800-GET-PORN.  Our operators are standing by waiting to serve you.

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