Fundamental couple difference:

I am a cat person, my wife is a dog person.

Consequently, we have no pets.

no offense is intended

And none taken, Don.  I was just articulating what I thought. 

I had to antagonize her by GOING SLOWER than
he speed limit.

I love doing that.  Guess that makes me gay.  Hope the wife takes it well. 

Hmm . . . maybe I can use it to get some play tonight . . . . she'd never expect the gay guy . . . .bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha

Role playing? I am married with children -- we fantasize about just getting some fuckin' sleep!!!  We're just happen when we don't have a four year old or 10 month old in our bed Moyer! 

And I couldn't be happier. 

It was one time, you said you loved me and I was drunk. 

But you were wonderful.

I do believe the word police of the worlds have taken things a little too far, but I try not to say things that, I  believe would hurt some that have done nothing to hurt me. Now am I bad sometimes yes, when my husband and I come upon someone who does something really stupid, we call them "Sofa Kings" because our oldest had a group of friends that played a trick on me that honestly did crack me up.

They wrote down the following sentence and had me repeat it over and over :

"I am Sofa King we Todd did." 

of course they got a big laugh when I kept repeating after about the 10th time saying it fast:

"I am so fucking retarded."