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Geoff Gibson
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Al:

You are, pardon the expression, thinking to much outside the box.  A lot of women cannot climax through intercourse but can through other means.  Heck, even those who can they prefer the other means.  Don't make yourself feel bad about anything! 

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 QUOTE:
thinking to much outside the box


Best laugh I've had in days, Geoff.
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Geoff Gibson
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I pulled the Big Book O' Jokes by Turd Ferguson off the shelf today. 

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Welcome back Peter! Bummer with the roomie situation, where do your
parents live?
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Gilroy, garlic capitol of the world. 30 minutes south of San Jose. (About an hour and forty-five minutes south of San Francisco).

As for the bait and tackle question running around, I'll just say that it doesn't matter how well you're equipped if you aren't able to use it. Most well endowed man I knew had the libido of a sloth. Guy could have had a job as a porn star if he could reliably answer the call to duty.
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Gilroy, the childhood home of Jeff Garcia. (Sort of like Flin Flon, Manitoba, the only reason I've heard of the town is because Bobby Clarke grew up there).
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Welcome back Peter!
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A lot of women cannot climax through intercourse but can through other means.  Heck, even those who can they prefer the other means.

Ding, Ding, Ding    give that man a prize!!!

It's so funny, sometimes I think men and women need to have classes explaining what turns the other sex on, being gay just makes sense sometimes because if you date a man and you are a man you know what turns your partner on, for the most part.

Guys are mostly visual driven it seems ( correct me if I am wrong.) when it comes to getting excited.

Women are emotionally driven.

As I said guys with big numbers just doesn't do it for me and most women that I know feel the same way. As a friend of mine says concerning oral sex "there is only so much a person can take until the gag reflex kicks in."  I think the porn industry sold guys a bill of goods concerning women loving "big" guys. But I don't think it's a one size fits all kind of thing, I am just saying , most women are not worried about size. Guys would be better off learning the fine art of back and feet rubs, man that is a serious turn on for most of the women I know.

Peter I know you weren't happy about moving back, but I know it won't be for long, as a mom, use this time to spend some quality time with the parental units.

 

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Geoff Gibson
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Guys would be better off learning the fine art of back and feet rubs, man that is a serious turn on for most of the women I know.

Shit, Marcellus Wallace threw a motherfucker out a window for giving his wife a foot massage.

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Kevin Hagerman
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Guys would be better off learning the fine art of back and feet rubs, man that is a serious turn on for most of the women I know.

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Seconded.  Many a woman has lamented that her husband can't massage backs like I can.  The answer is pretty simple: he has more rubbing rights than I do.  Make him START with feet/back, ladies, before he gets to go to the pink parts!

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For my part I have heard that there is a decided lack of Oral giving from a lot of men.

Wha.wha.whaaaaat?  I just don't get this...I would never leave the house if I were allowed to engage in this all day.  And that can make up for a variety of other issues that may crop up.  From leaving the toilet seat up, to being less endowed.

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The topics we bring up! My mom always complains that she doesn't get
enough or any massages from my dad, and he's an old stoggy military man,
so he wouldn't ever give her a proper massage anyway.

My two cents on size issues is, of course you like a nice one, just right, not
too large, but not too small. I "went out" with a really cute guy once, and I
never claimed I was a size queen until the deed was being done, and then I
was just so disappointed... I'm talkin like 2 inches...hard... I AINT LYING
YALL!!! And claimed he was a "top" at that! Poor guy...
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