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Peter Svensson
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And I'm back. I finished moving from San Diego back to my folks place in Gilroy, with a stop at Wonder Con where I worked for Newsarama. Which is good. They pay well.

Before I moved, I learned that my roommate broke into my room and used my social security number to order a private internet line. That went over real well.

And I'm still painfully single. Oh well.
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Al Cook
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Seriously. Should I be ashamed to ever let anyone ever gaze on it?
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Kevin Hagerman
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I'll look at it.  Let's do this!
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Brian Talley
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You just broke the lens on my mental camera, Al.
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Kevin Hagerman
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But I ain't gazing.
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Michael Tortorice
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my roommate broke into my room and used my social security number to order a private internet line.

Peter, I hope his ass has been kicked thoroughly. If not, would you like volunteers to help?

Should I be ashamed to ever let anyone ever gaze on it?

Al, it doesn't matter; we'll love you anyway. Remember Jodi's wise words: motion of the ocean, baby. Oh, and I don't need to see, thanks.
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Peter Svensson
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Sadly, because he paid me back for the extra expense, the police don't consider it a crime. Rude, but not a crime. So basically I'm just going to put out an LJ post with all the facts so that future employers or the such who google him will know what he did.
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Pedro Tavares
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not a crime? That's a crime around here...
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Jesus Garcia
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I have tried to resist commenting on schlong dimensions but I can't help myself any longer.

I've had it explained to me that

(a) length is secondary in importance to thickness

and

(b) men AND women come in 3 basic sizes.

That being said, I'm curious to peek at a profile questionnaire from one of those Internet matchmaking sites that boast of being able to succesfully hook people up on the basis of compatibility. Do they go as far as asking ...

1 - Please indicate the appendage / orifice category that you are most compatible with:

a - Regular
b - Large
c - Oh ... my ... God!
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Joakim Jahlmar
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Hm... apropos of Jesus' post.
Methinks those pesky internet people missed out some size variants.  But hey, what do I know.  If it said thusly on the net, it must be true.  I'll just have retract any previous thoughts I've acquired over my years in life thus far.
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Al Cook
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Sub-regular.
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Al Cook
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By the way, thank you Jodi for recognizing that I was seriously inquiring,
and giving me a straight answer.
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