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Moyer Hall
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Sun tattoo... IN his ass??? Ow!!!
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Geoff Gibson
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google for Logan McRee. He's my fetish pornstar

I love it! That just hits me square in the funny bone!  Recommending a porn star like he's a doctor or an accountant. I'm not writing this to make fun, more to just go off on a weird tangent.  What if porn recomendations were made more mainstream, like a 1800 number?  In my minds eye I can see the TV ad:

Jim: You know, Barry, no matter how much I surf the internet I just can't find a fetish pornstar that enterains me and arouses me! 

Barry: I hear you Jim!  Thats why I go for professional help! I call 1-800-GET-PORN!  Their professional staff asks all the right questions and tailor a porn profile you can live with. 

Jim: That sounds great!  What do they offer?

Barry: Well they offer all kinds of porn! Fetish, gay, girl on girl, man on man, man on girl and, when you're feeling really adventurous, donkey on girl!  Seriously, with their assistance I'm viewing porn I never imagined was out there.  Really I don't know how I masturbated without 1-800-GET-PORN!



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Geoff Gibson
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I am working on a very comfortable but revealing design...for everyday wear...I prefer the partial nudity or slippage nudity to the straight up variety.

TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
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Al Cook
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Geoff Gibson you crack me up.
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Geoff Gibson
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Whats scary is that shit just flowed out of my fingertips (needless to say I have dirty keyboard).
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Moyer Hall
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Ew
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Joakim Jahlmar
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Steve wrote:
”Ah, but Joakim, feeling up humans is way underrated.”

Well, I’ll give you that.
But do you need to feel human while you do that though?

Al wrote:
”Shall we be a no-clothing-for-women cult?”

Methinks there might be some objections to that unequal proposition, Al.  This is the Big Fat GAY Thread Drift Thread after all.

Al-so wrote:
”Geoff Gibson you crack me up.”

I’ll second that motion.

Geoff wrote:
”Whats scary is that shit just flowed out of my fingertips (needless to say I have dirty keyboard).”

Well as long as you keep your hands on the keyboard, you should be able to keep other areas smut free, Geoff.  ;)
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Juan Jose Colin Arciniega
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Geoff...that sounds like something out of a "QueerDuck" episode....
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Geoff Gibson
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Never saw "Queer Duck" but I'll take it as a compliment.  I was going more for an SNL Commercial vibe.
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Juan Jose Colin Arciniega
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Sun tattoo... IN his ass??? Ow!!!

Actually, it encircles his anus....ouch!
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Juan Jose Colin Arciniega
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Never saw "Queer Duck" but I'll take it as a compliment.  I was going more for an SNL Commercial vibe.

I know what you mean Geoff...good comedy!
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Lars Johansson
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Removed.



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