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Joakim Jahlmar
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Wow, closing in on page 150, ladies and gents. Only a wee bit more than a page.
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Wayne K Purdy
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Steve, your story reminds me of Dean Freidman's Mcdonald's Girl, (though I prefer the Barenaked Ladies version).

 All I ever got from Tacos was heart burn.
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Sometimes in college we had sausage parties but mostly because we couldn't get any tacos to the party.  One time we had one taco and all of us were drooling all over the taco.  Sometimes you want a taco so bad you'd step over your own mother to have it.   



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All I ever got from Tacos was heart burn.

One taco have me a bad rash and burning sensation when I peed.



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I once got a bad rash and burning sensation when I peed.

Don't joke.  I once HAD a bad rash and a burning sensation when I peed!  (Turned out I had a swollen lymph node in my groin!)  THAT'S something I don't reccommend to anyone!

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Sometimes you want a taco so bad you'd step over your own mother to have it. 

Hmm.. Ironically, I feel the same way about sausages -- well, the good ones, not those little Jimmy Dean links...

Give me a bratwurst, or a schnitzengruben...

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Geoff Gibson
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In college biology we were dicussing various different diseases.  When the professor mentioned Syphallis she said "and what do we remember about syphallis?"  I yelled out "It hurts!"  The whole class laughed but none of the girls in the class ever touched my penis.  That was a painful joke.
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Geoff Gibson
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Hmm.. Ironically, I feel the same way about sausages -- well, the good ones, not those little Jimmy Dean links...

How about a nicey spicy italian sausage?  Or a Ball Park frank?  I hear they plump . . . .

By the way the "step over your own mother" line was a stealth Simpson's reference.

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Al Cook
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I caught it.

Erm, the stealth-Simpson's reference. Not the rash...
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Geoff Gibson
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 Not the rash...

Don't lie.  You got the rash too.

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Hmm.. Ironically, I feel the same way about sausages -- well, the good ones, not those little Jimmy Dean links...

Give me a bratwurst, or a schnitzengruben...

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Hey, the little Jimmy Dean links are just as good as the larger sausages.

Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

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Geoff Gibson
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Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

Arggghhhhh! How did I miss that reference in Tom's post!

It's Twue, its twue.

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