...doesn't the roids do something else to them, that wasn't good, from a size standpoint?

They shrink the 'nads, not the... big one. (Besides, Jodi, in the big baseball game of life, I'm a pitcher looking for a catcher*.)

*One of my gym buddies was a pro-baseball player, ironically, a catcher, and I have a bit of a crush on him -- well, I get all googly when we lift together -- and he knows it.  (edited to add:) I also know the size of his penis.  Let's just say that he'll never make any movies, but it doesn't bother me in the least...

.....are we discussing guy-crushes?  Mine would be ........*snip*.......  and of course, Bob Simko.

Ah yes, he who has set many a manly heart aflutter!

Baseball players were a lot hotter when they were all on steroids -- those forearms! 

My right forearm is pretty impressive!

Catching up before bed (1.35 A.M. local time)...

Tom wrote:
"I had a moment in Scotland where I had to take my shirt off in front of the kids.  Didn't realize what a big deal that was till they pointed out my tat and my piercing.  'Mr. French, I didn't know you had a...'

That was an interesting conversation."

You're name seems very well suited to that conversation (or even more precisely, the wicked ones my mind races to when reading the pharse, "Mr. French, I didn't know you had a...").*

*  And I know it's wrong for the gay-ishness of the thread, but pardon my straightness for a second and allow me to say that I hear (and kinda see) that line being delivered by a young woman in a sort catholoc schoolgirl uniform. I know, my mind must be warped. Could I possibly blame that on Hagerman? ;)


Brian wrote:
"Hi Jodi....yeah tummy is feling much better now, thanks!"

You had a stomach virus, you poor sod? And here I totally missed that shit  (yes crappy pun intended... both times).

Al wrote:
"My guy-crushes on this board alone are too numerous to mention..."

Aw, you can always mention your love for me, Al. ... Oh, you didn't mean me... no biggie... I can *sob* take that. I'm a big boy...

Al wrote:
"Why does 'dead guy crush' sound creepier than I expect you meant it to, Geoff?"

Wouldn't that be what we'd call a Hagerman guy crush? Or have I gotten Kevin's preferences wrong now...

Don wrote:
"1) Don't you dare! I am convinced that bit of gay in me keeps me a considerate lover."

Doesn't that depend on how that manifests itself and the prefernces of your partner?  ;)  (sorry, my mind leaped into the dirtiest possible interpretation there, and I'm too ashamed to even spell it out, although I'm sure some of you buggers* will get it anyway)

* And yes, that'd be the not so hidden hint.

David Ferguson wrote:
"Okay. This thread has gone to a weird place.

What am I saying? It's been there for a while."

The irony though, is that there'd be some people (like the aforementioned Mrs Palin) who'd probably say it started in a weird place.

Wayne the Purdy wrote:
"My wife has teased me for years about my man-crush for Johnny Depp. What can I say, the man is a great actor."

Apparently he's on top of a lot of guy's lists of "if they had to be with another man"... I could certainly see that it ain't a bad choice, but would personally prefer Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. Much thanks to his performance in Velvet Goldmine.

Jodi wrote:
"I never did understand why some men can't say if they think another guy is hot, being straight doesn't make you blind."

Nope they doing something else does that to ya.  ;)
Seriously though, for a second, I think those particular people may be the same type sexually insecure overhorny egocentrics who think all gay men want them, either a) because obviously they are so darn hot, or b) they want to shag any female with a pulse (or pulse optional for those swinging that direction) so obviously anyone into guys (presumably hetero women and homo men) would want ALL guys, right?

Btw, Jodi, I hope I didn't frighten you with my demon face (page 125, post 23)... I did try to lessen the impact with the bottom post on the same page, just for you. :)

More Jodi:
"OK lets help Victor since he doesn't have gaydar, since we are getting ready for the World Series I will use baseball terms, who here would be playing for the Lovecocks Team and who would be playing for the Booblikers Team?"

Oh wow! We're only allowed to like specific parts?*  And here I sit with a strong preference for the full female form, every nook and cranny. Never been much of a sportsman though, so the baseball stuff might go me by. Besides, isn't baseball a gay game? Played with balls and stick as I understand it...

*  And I swear to the Mighty one (yeah me, myself and I) that I first read a C before the K in Jodi's second team's name.

My right forearm is pretty impressive!

God Brian you are such a jock.

Btw, Jodi, I hope I didn't frighten you with my demon face (page 125, post 23)... I did try to lessen the impact with the bottom post on the same page, just for you. :)

I don't scare too easy, after the last eight years I have become scare proof. :0)

Edited to add: Joakim I had missed the 2nd picture, you look loaded?

Jodi wrote:
"I don't scare too easy, after the last eight years I have become scare proof. :0)"

Well, I seem to recall you being frightened by another one of my pics, so... ;)

More Jodi:
"Edited to add: Joakim I had missed the 2nd picture, you look loaded?"

Well, only on Coca Cola (figured "Coke" wouldn't have been the best way to get the right thing across) and some nice food (at least I think I'd had the food before the photo was taken), but then again it could also have been the flash. ;)

Al, are you suggesting that Brian is actually blind?  (and yes, I AM heading bedwards, Al. Honest injun!)