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Geoff Gibson
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Good story Tom -- but sad at the same time. 
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Weird to say, Geoff, but I have a million of 'em!
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Well you are something of a troubadour my friend! Has the screaming stopped in your head from the Dreamcoat score? 
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My question for tonight to my BF....who's Chris Farley?
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He was a heavyset comedian on Saturday Night Live in the Mid 1990's.  Very funny physical comedian. 
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Has the screaming stopped in your head from the Dreamcoat score? 

I've dumped on "Sir" Andrew Lloyd Webber earlier in this thread, but will HAPPILY do so again!  JOSEPH was written when ALW was nineteen, as part of a college assignment.  Written as a twenty-minute cantata for boy's choir, it paired him for the first time with Tim Rice (who I'll rail on another time). 

Now, here's the thing: the 20-minute cantata is my favorite itineration of the show.  It's quick -- it tells the story -- and it gets the hell out of its own way.  It's not pretentious or "clever," just good, straight-forward stuff. 

After the boy's choir was finished with it, it was put in a drawer and nearly forgotten about until the unexpected success of the JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR album, show, then movie.  ("SUPERSTAR" and Schwartz's GODSPELL happened at just about the same time, with some interesting things in common, none the least of which was that Schwartz wrote GODSPELL while in Grad School -- meaning that two composers wrote their best works early.)  Looking through the desk drawers after the success of "SUPERSTAR," ALW pulled out JOSEPH and "expanded" the cantata into a one-act, hour-long piece by adding several "specialty" numbers, a western, a calypso, a chevalier-type, taking it into a weird new direction.

It played in London to good-enough reviews, but more importantly (here it comes, ALW's theme song), it made money!

Then there was EVITA, which was HUGE in the USA (thank you, Patti LuPone -- don't cry for her, Argentina!), and desperate to make some more money (money, money, money, what a common theme), JOSEPH was again "expanded" -- but instead of fixing some of its silliness and weak writing (some VERY weak musical transitions and key changes), several reprises we incorporated, a new structure to the opening that actually kind of helps it, and -- in order to make it a two-act and have a second act that was longer than twenty minutes (literally) -- a MEGAMIX was added as a curtain call, reprising EVERY in the show to a disco beat and hot choreography in "modern" clothes, lenthening the whole she-bang by over ten minutes!

It's actually painful for me when I hear the house-beat start and see the light show flare at the beginning of curtain call.

That's the story of JOSEPH, a cute little piece that got morphed into a horrible monster -- though it's STILL ridiculously short for a show (a 35 minute first act and a 40 minute second act (with Megamix)), it's seventy-five minutes of your life you'll never get back.

So, Geoff, to answer your question, I could hardly hear the screaming when I cashed the checks -- though I felt so DIRTY.  To this day, I can't get my hands clean... and I keep rubbing and rubbing...

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Isn't it funny how some dirty is so so fun -- and other dirty is just dirty?
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VERY sad story about Chris Farley Tom...but Planet Hollywood? Yuck!

I for one am so glad Planet Hollywood franchises suffered their fates.

There was one in the historic Jax Brewery, in the French Quarter, diagonal
from historic Jackson Square. It so didn't belong here, and it so tanked
within a couple of years. People don't come to New Orleans for theme
restaurants, no matter how much crappy ass memorabilia you throw in it.

What's worse is within a year of opening the PH, a Fashion Cafe
(remember those???) opened across the street. Closed in less two years
as well. It's now a Walgreens (insert evil laughter here). You absolutely
cannot disneyfy(sp) the French Quarter. We won't let you (although the
Vigin Megastore was the shitz.)
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Okay, put some pics of the weekend up on Facebook, but for those who aren't my approved "friends," here's a nice one:

edited to add:  oh yeah, That's me holding Alyssa, Eric and my Godson, Jonathan.



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This one is my favorite:

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Too cute! Will you hold me like that when I come over?
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Moyer....Moyer....Moyer......what are we going to do with you? :0) LOL

Weird to say, Geoff, but I have a million of 'em!

I LOVE your stories!!!!!!!

LOVE the pictures, you two with kids in a  picture looks perfect.



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