AND if some of us could marry him...we would!!!

And some of us would take him on as a houseboy.

...had to wear scanty outfit and peel alot of grapes...never agian.

See, now that's just abuse of power. 

Meloni is the first actor I ever saw urinating full monty on TV.

Not sure what kind of exposition that scene qualified as.

Kevin wrote:
"Wet Hot American Summer is a gem of a comedy.  And it has a Gay Wedding, as well as David Hyde-Pierce exclaiming (mildly, natch) 'oh fuck my cock' in despair."

David Hyde-Pierce you say... Hm, hadn't even heard of this film before it was brought up here... and now you've got me all interested (incidentally, I just received the final two season of Frasier yesterday, JOY!!!).

Moyer wrote (in response to Jodi's comment on cool people invites):
"Well if that was the case, I definitely wouldn't have been invited!"

Of course, you would Moyer. There's different kinds of cool. And we're all keeping our cool together on this thread. Chillin'. :)
(See, it even "earned" you another Wha-keem citing...)   ;)

Jodi wrote:
"Damn giving you guys a choice, I am going to be at a table in the pub all by myself, all the straight guys will be going after the slutty cheerleaders and the gay guys will be going after the jocks. LOL

OH fine I'll just strike up a conversation with the weird guy at the bar."

Oh, that'd be me then, I guess. As I'm not gay (hence not going after the jocks) and have no illusions concerning my chances with the slutty cheerleaders (not too mention a wee bit greater interest in conversation at the end of the day), I'll be happy to have that conversation with you, Jodi. 'Less I'm weirding you out or anything...

Tom wrote:
"Christopher Meloni naked would be a fitting tribute to my personal sanctity..."

And Eric says what about this?

Well, either the service will be excellent or non-existent. Chances are the bartender would RUN in whatever direction we were not, after all. ;)

Btw, you should check out the latest "photo of me" at FB added by a friend just yesterday (and from the past weekend). A harsh look if ever I saw one, especially given the surrounding people. :)

And Eric says what about this?

Eric says, "We do need some dusting done around here."

LOL

Like either of you think of dusting when you see that...  ;)

http://www.sacbee.com/101/story/1239279.html

Because California's marriage license is gender-neutral, these fuckheads won't sign it.  And so now they aren't married.

From the article: "...Rachel Bird described her position as 'personal – not religious.  We just feel that our rights have been violated,' she said."

Yes they have!  BY YOU.  Welcome to the world gay couples are FORCED TO LIVE IN.

Breeders!  But hey, they chose this lifestyle, they live with the consequences...

I believe we live in a nuanced world, so it's not often I feel this justified in my opinion.  Forgive my passionate hatred of these people.