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Geoff Gibson
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Or look here.
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Al Cook
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No, it's OK. My imagination is working fine...
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Geoff Gibson
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But that imagination may be leading to your vision problems . . .
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Al Cook
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Could be. And where did all this hair on my hands come from?
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Moyer Hall
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I have to admit I was staring at this really athletic girls breast when I was
talking to her at my gym yesterday. I love this girl because she's kinda
bitchy, and bust my balls all the time. She's very solid... thin, but has
some thickness to her. Gymnast type of build. Good curves. I think she
had them "done" and when she walked up to say hi to me yesterday I
found myself talking to "them" and then blushing. I couldn't help it. They
were just so there, right in my face. They were spectacular.

Straight women love to show gay men their breast for some reason. One
Halloween, I was a buddies house getting ready for a big party, when
three of our female coworkers came over to get ready. It was only
minutes before I was staring at three pair of naked breasts... trying to fit
into their various costumes.
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Marc Baptiste
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Almost every girl at my work who has had breast-enhancement has felt the need to show me her new "acquisitions" --- I give them my honest opinion and then go have a cigarette to the "taste" out of my mouth (smile).
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Al Cook
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Note to self: Start convincing your good-looking lady-friends that you're
gay...
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Kevin Hagerman
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Fakes?  No thank you.

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Geoff Gibson
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Straight women love to show gay men their breast for some reason.

Why the fuck didn't I know this when I was 15?

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Al Cook
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Fakes? No thank you.


Good point.

Fortunately, all the women I know are all original equipment.

Now, to convince them that I'm gay enough to be trusted to see them...

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Tom French
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Marc is right!  Women love to show gay men their breasts, talk about them, and often touching is involved.  I've been saying all along, if you want to pick up women, pretend to be gay!
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Brian Talley
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Well I havent had much luck playing it straight........
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