Ah...a nice refreshing dose of EB in the morning.....I love you, Al.

In a non "Big Fat Gay Wedding" kind of way.  :)

I mean, I wouldn't want the Paris Hilton kind of "fame." 

Then why do you keep selling your amatuer sex videos on QVC?*

*That could be a comical SNL bit -- selling one of those sex technique videos on QVC with the hosts endorsing the product and the like:

"You know, Bob, since watching Sex Techniques IV with my husband, I find my orgasims are more frequent and powerful."

"You know it Lisa!  Why, by just starting with our starter kit you'll find more than 45 new positions to use with your lover! And if you order now we'll throw in another 7!  Thats right 52 exciting positions for the low price of $27.99!"

"You can't beat it Bob!"

"Actually, Lisa you can! Thats taught in Sexual Techniques II: Self-Satisfaction for Beginners"

"You can't beat it Bob!"

"Actually, Lisa you can! Thats taught in Sexual Techniques II: Self-Satisfaction for Beginners"

LMAO  Geoff thats pretty damn funny, if it's OK with you I am going to see if my son will film it for his comedy college show, I''ll make sure you get writers credit.

Now there's a minority position!

As you know I am never afraid to make a wave!

Talley= "Elizabeth Banks better then Bacon"  oh wait "Elizabeth Banks wrapped in bacon" or " Elizabeth Banks served with Bacon and Beer"

LMAO  Geoff thats pretty damn funny, if it's OK with you I am going to see if my son will film it for his comedy college show, I''ll make sure you get writers credit.

He can use what ever he likes but its pretty thin.  Tell him to really write it and develop it.  I'll take a story credit. :o)

The key I think is to spend an hour watching QVC when they sell like how to videos or some product that makes a difficult job easier.  The hostess should talk about what a lousy lay her husband was but now he's mind blowing (or something to that effect).

I also think a lot of humour could be had from the "wait there is more" sort of thing.

Talley= "Elizabeth Banks better then Bacon"  oh wait "Elizabeth Banks wrapped in bacon" or " Elizabeth Banks served with Bacon and Beer"

We work peanut butter into this equation, and I just may faint.