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Kevin Hagerman
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I'm assuming your chances of getting naked hover near 100%, Al?
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Al Cook
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Most dates I just show up naked. Gets the awkward part out of the way right
off the bat.
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Most dates I just show up naked. Gets the awkward part out of the way right off the bat.

I like Al to much to write what comes to mind.

Natasha, I love Russian accents.

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Ororo Munroe (This answer is solely based on the hope that it really is Haley
Berry that shows up.)

Oh, and Al, there is a 2 out of 3 chance that you will score with that tactic.

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 Natasha Romanoff
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Wallace Sellars
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Ororo

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José Emilio Amo
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Ororo Munroe
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Ryan Maxwell
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Natasha.  I'd happily have a beer with Al, but not if he showed up naked.
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Al Cook
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Just don't call it a date when you invite me over and we should be fine.
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Geoff Gibson
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Just don't call it a date when you invite me over and we should be fine.

Seriously, don't call it a date.  He called to say he was coming by my house. He said he'd be there at 4:30.  I said "its a date."  Doorbell rings there's Al, naked as the day he was born, at my front door.  Sometimes, at night, my children wake up weeping. 

Other than that he was a lovely guest.  Well mannered, made the bed in the morning, let the dog lick his nuts . . . .

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Natasha Romanoff, 

How to date or keep a conversation going with a woman, such as Storm, who was treated as a god, and is now a Queen.  
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Al Cook
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Actually Geoff, being circumcised, it's technically impossible for me to show
up anywhere as naked as the day I was born.

Thank god for that, too. You wouldn't believe how many judges have had to
let me go on that one small technicality. Witnesses have got to learn to stop
using that phrase!
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