Sent to me by a friend of mine:

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, ?Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I?m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. ?My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. ?Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

I got that a couple of weeks ago. It's making the rounds.

Oh, yeah, I'd hire her.

Looks like a morph to me. I'll take the natural freakishness of Yulia or Sharday, thank you very much.

sigh

Of course it is, Brendan.  It's a joke, nothing more.