Bill Mimbu wrote:
"You work at [company name]? Then, you must know... "Doesn't matter which city I'm in, I still get asked this. |
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It reminded me - and I post this topic in a self-deprecating way - of the questions the general public ask.
Some of the ones I was asked, whilst working in the public sector, irked me.
Bill Mimbu's one is a good one. I think some assume we're all part of a collective (like bees). We absolutely must know John Smith in an office 400 miles away. We absolutely should know Jane Smith in sales even though here office is 110 miles away.
Here's some I hate - and the reasons why.
"Can I speak to the manager? NOW!"
Which manager?!!
My first public sector post was in an office where we had the office manager, his deputy, a customer service manager and three assistant team managers.
If I don't know what the query pertains to, who do I best speak to? Why get the office manager down when the assistant team manager, handling a particular business area, might be best suited?
"Can I speak to the main manager, his name is on the letter?"
Yes, his name is on the letter. As a matter of routine. But he KNOWS NOTHING about you or your query. If I drag him out of his office, he'll be clueless. I was far better suited to handling the person's query, but, no, fickle Joe Public demands the manager.
I had a letter once about my overdraft. Bank manager's name was on it, but I know he hadn't personally sent it out. When I went in to query something, I asked for the most relevant person.
"You're a civil servant so you must know what other departments are doing."
Oh do jog on, please!
How many government departments are there? And sub-agencies?
Someone came into my office once with a query best suited for the DVLA. All I got from him was, "But you're civil service, right?" I'd have to be some sort of super-genius to know EVERYTHING about EVERY department.
But SO MANY would come in with all sorts of queries. That'd be like me ringing the AA and saying, "My RAC breakdown driver hasn't come. You're in the breakdown recovery business, too, so where is he?"
I think some members of the public assume you are an expert in EVERY aspect of your business. They also assumed you knew EVERYTHING about their query.
"What, you haven't spoken to or know John Smith who told me this in another office?"
Erm, no, mate. Until we all become the Borg, that isn't going to happen. I would love to adopt a Dr. Strange pose and foresee all possible realities and scenarios. Not gonna happen, though.
People, eh?
This topic is meant in a fun way even though it sounds grumpy (I'm a Brit, we are grumpy). Have fun if you contribute!